Anonymous asked:
You just need a dude to eat your pussy for a few hours don't you

Actually I have a boyfriend who’s got that covered.




ciigars:

Girls don’t wear makeup to attract your shitty ass, we wear it to feel fabulous    ・゚✧(。♡‿♡。)・゚✧




jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through



When I’m hurt, I shut down. I turn into a total sarcastic bitch. I shut off my emotions, and act indifferent towards everything even though it might be killing me inside.
(via these-fading-scars)


spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care



If a poem hasn’t ripped apart your soul; you haven’t experienced poetry.
Edgar Allan Poe (via letteratura-litterature)