Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)
“If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
The other night, dear,
As I lay sleeping,
I dreamed I held you in my arms.
But when I woke, dear,
I was mistaken.
So I bowed my head and cried.
We’re doomed to kiss each other while we lay in bed